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1.
Brandy 02:24
[V1] Don't try to church it up son don't you mean dirt? Your daddy must have hated you I'm sure that's gotta hurt Now get that piece of crap out of my lot before I get mad and call the cops Does this look like a piece of crap to you? You suck! No you do! [V2] It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again I never thought this is how it end, meteor you're still my only friend At that moment I thought I might just lie there and not get up I would just lie there, die there, then I looked up Got the feeling brandy was looking up too At the same moon [Chorus] Oh Brandy, those hot pants make me smile Chuck's nuts are frozen to the porch, I think I might be here a while Oh Brandy, please find something else Like some warm water and a spatula, put them hedge clippers back on the shelf DANG! [V3] You gonna sit there owning a firework stand With no whistling bung holes, spleen splitters or whisker biscuits No honkey lighters, wooser do's or wooser don'ts Cherry bombs, nipsy daisers With or without the scooter stick? [Chorus] Oh Brandy, those hot pants make me smile Chuck's nuts are frozen to the porch, I think I might be here a while Oh Brandy, please find something else Like some warm water and a spatula, put them hedge clippers back on the shelf DANG! [Chorus] Oh Brandy, those hot pants make me smile Chuck's nuts are frozen to the porch, I think I might be here a while Oh Brandy, please find something else Like some warm water and a spatula, put them hedge clippers back on the shelf DANG!
2.
[V1] Paper empires will fold It's not a slight of hand it's just a matter of time get out before you lose control Cuz it's a long way down [Pre Chorus] Sure looks nice from such great heights No fall to fear, no ground in sight Just know what you're standing on A house of cards won't stand long [Chorus] Bombs away, it's on today Protect your face Just don't look down, no don't look down On with the show, it's all you know It's time to go Just don't look down, no don't look down [V2] When you are standing on top of something that was built on top of nothing Things are never really what they seem This place is full of savages who will rip apart your bandages Just to knock you off your feet And it's a long way down [Pre Chorus] Sure looks nice from such great heights No fall to fear, no ground in sight Just know what you're standing on A house of cards won't stand long [Chorus] Bombs away, it's on today Protect your face Just don't look down, no don't look down On with the show, it's all you know It's time to go Just don't look down, no don't look down [Chorus Short] Bombs away, it's on today Protect your face Just don't look down, no don't look down On with the show It's time to go
3.
The Latest 02:31
[V1] I don't wanna be the boss today I hate that stupid game and I don't want to play Cuz I don't wanna be the boss today [Chorus] I hate this side of town I'll burn this building down If I don't get my stapler back I'll show you how I act This don't mean shit to me Tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves Tricks for trade baby you got played Yeah I don't wanna be the boss today [V2] Still don't wanna do it, I don't wanna wake up Yeah man I've heard the latest and I've heard enough Cuz I don't wanna be the boss today [Chorus] I hate this side of town I'll burn this building down If I don't get my stapler back I'll show you how I act This don't mean shit to me Tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves Tricks for trade baby you got played Yeah I don't wanna be the boss today [Chorus] I hate this side of town I'll burn this building down If I don't get my stapler back I'll show you how I act This don't mean shit to me Tuck in your shirt, roll up your sleeves Tricks for trade baby you got played Yeah I don't wanna be the boss today
4.
No Pegs 03:34
[V1] Complete disregard For self and for law I swear to god the shit that iv seen Is some shit you shoulda saw Like Drewpac battling Beibl Or a back smith out of feeble Or when Leo cracked his head and I swear that fool was dead He said "I do it for my people" [Pre Chorus] God damn it I didn't land it I guess that's just how it goes Well I slipped out when I came down and I think I broke me nose Give me just one more try and I'm bound to get it right Or I swear to god I will kill myself until the lights go out tonight [Chorus] No helmets No breaks No hands No pegs No roll up No way? No problem No pegs No fucking helmets No fucking breaks Look mom no hands Oh yeah, no pegs No roll up No way? No problem No pegs [V2] He say he will but he won't I got twenty say he don't And the cigarette lady is acting real shady I said I just wanted a coke I remember back in the day We would do whatever it takes Like when Dave fucking Davis had to camp in the peanut Because he had no wear to stay [Pre Chorus] God damn it I didn't land it I guess that's just how it goes Well I slipped out when I came down and I think I broke me nose Give me just one more try and I'm bound to get it right Or I swear to god I will kill myself until the lights go out tonight [Chorus] No helmets No breaks No hands No pegs No roll up No way? No problem No pegs No fucking helmets No fucking breaks Look mom no hands Oh yeah, no pegs No roll up No way? No problem No pegs [End Chant] No Pegs No Pegs No helmets No breaks No hands No pegs No roll up No way? No problem No pegs No Pegs No Pegs
5.
Snakes 01:55
It's nice as hell outside and I'm just sitting on my porch My buds pull up in an Aerostar Ford What up my dudes? Where you been? They say they were up north And they brought back something I ain't never seen before Smile wide, reach inside and they pull out a bag So fucking stoked to burn some shit, I knew just what they had Let me bum some bottle rockets or anything that bangs! They all turned and laughed at me and this is what they sang [Chorus] I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets! I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets! [V2] Alright, fuck it dudes lets see what you've got We all stood around and they sparked that hockey puck The neighbor kid from up the street said "Your all so fucking lame" We all turned and laughed at him and this is what we sang [Chorus] I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets! I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets! [Chorus] I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets! I got snakes I got snakes I got snakes Fuck your bottle rockets!
6.
[V1] Lineup changed, Hair lines the same Howdy Mark that's a fine toupee How do you keep it up this way? How do you keep it up? After every record you have sold And every mile on the road Plus you're getting pretty old How do you keep it up? He said [Chorus 1] Listen close my son and I'll tell you what I know Start every day with a shot of jack and a couple bumps of blow When the road gets tough and you miss your home just head straight for the bar With a little luck, you'll get so drunk You don't know, where you are And that's the secret The secret of the pros Shh It's a secret [V2] A little high, a little drunk A little low, a little punk A little speed will pick you up and put you in your spot How can I shave the planet if I can't eat my face Or associate with the friendly people all around this place? He said [Chorus 2] Listen close my son and I'll tell you what I know Start every day with a shot of jack and a couple bumps of blow When the road gets tough and you miss your home just head straight for the bar With a little luck, you'll get so drunk You don't know, where you are And that's the secret The secret of the pros Shh It's a secret [Break Down] When you've lost your pants and you're covered with ants Life is feeling blue Just give em' the gusto kid, take my advice Drugs are good For you 1, 2, 3, Slam!
7.
GFY 02:32
I'm a bastard A son of a bitch I'm an asshole I don't give a shit About nothing Or no one Go fuck yourself if you think you're important Your status What a fucking joke Without a punchline Don't make me choke You play victim To society so if you're looking for attention don't look for me [Chorus] I don't give a shit, don't waste my time Better yet you can kiss my ass goodbye You're so fucking full of shit God damn I am over it Do good for your health, watch your back, shut your mouth And go fuck yourself [V2] I'm ruthless And out of fucks You're useless A sitting duck I come locked and loaded Don't bring heat with nothing to show Because you wont like how this ends No spot light, no more friends No future Nothing at all No one to catch you when you fall [Chorus] I don't give a shit, don't waste my time Better yet you can kiss my ass goodbye You're so fucking full of shit God damn I am over it Do good for your health, watch your back, shut your mouth And go fuck yourself [Chorus] I don't give a shit, don't waste my time Better yet you can kiss my ass goodbye bye bye You're so fucking full of shit God damn I am over it Do good for your health, watch your back, shut your mouth And go fuck yourself
8.
One Track 03:49
[V1] I had the strangest dream last night The kind that rivals my own nightmares A recurring theme I can't escape this fucking dream And I had that fucked up dream again And when I woke up I knew there was so much more to it Than the salt stains in my bed sheets And when it all comes crashing down And I don't think I can go another round I have that fucked up dream again, and again, and again, oh! [V2] Now I got to speak my own peace For the silent, for the deceased Before I find out that shoe fits me too Dumb rhymes yeah I think I'm clever But you're still the worst AM ever So tell me friend what where you trying to prove? Cuz I'll take on every day This world can throw in my way And I won't stop until I'm dead Don't believe me? Well it checks out I keep it analog, now you're just cloud Three out of four tracks ain't so bad [Pre Hook] Yeah I'm one track One track out of line But you where one track One track out of your mind One track, one track out of your mind
9.
Bowser 02:04
We don't come to lose We're just here for free tickets and to score some cheap booze We're trick punch oh yeah baby We don't stop If you came to play I hope you have a great time but stay the fuck out of my way Because we were here first unless you're buying shots Cuz we don't come to lose We're just here for free tickets and to score some cheap booze We're trick oh yeah punch baby We don't stop
10.
Luci 03:19
Soul's wearing thin like the shoes on my feat It's hard to keep it cool when you're feeling the heat So hard not to move when you're feeling the beat So come on young one and dance with me Come on young one Come on young one Come one young one and dance with me Cuz this, oh this yeah This you gotta see [Chorus] They'll say you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Oh, Hey boy, you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Well I say why wait? Lets dance [V2] Never learned the moves but I know a few steps So if you really want to move than show me your best I'll tighten up my shoes if you loosen you dress Don't never say no when the devil asks to dance Don't never say no Don't never say no Don't never say no when the devil asked to dance and when any one ask's, girl you learned from the best [Chorus] They'll say you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Oh, Hey boy, you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Well I say why wait? Lets dance [V3] If you never take a chance you'll never know what you missed If you never take a swing you'll never land that fist If you never pucker up you'll never plant that kiss Bet you never knew the devil could move like this You never knew, you never knew You never knew, you never knew You never knew, you never knew Bet you never knew the devil could move like this [Chorus] They'll say you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Oh, Hey boy, you're gonna burn in hell some day And running like the devil Won't spare you from the flames Well I say why wait? Lets dance

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released April 25, 2019

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